** THEME **


get the fries stop the cries

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What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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"Come sleep with me: We won’t make Love,Love will make us." - Julio Cortázar (via feellng)

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that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via barrackolli)

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the signs as criminals


aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

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